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“Lilo and Stitch” 2002
Deleted Scene
Lilo plays a trick on the tourists.
IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND
I desperately need to understand
WHY
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY
Was this scene cut from the movie??!!
do you know what this would have done? What this would have meant to SO MANY people?? The truth of this is devastating. And to think it almost found it’s way into a DISNEY film??
The inclusion of this scene alone would have made it the greatest animated feature the company ever produced. Easily. And if you think that’s hyperbolic clearly you don’t understand.
No, really, if anyone knows why this was cut PLEASE let me know.
oh man WHY WOULD they cut this, this is so great, holy MOLY
It was clearly something the crew was very reluctant to get rid of if it made it all the way to rough-clean (and in a few scenes clean!), fully inbetweened animation. That is like, thousands and thousands of dollars and weeks (months?!) of labour. Maybe a reluctant producer decided they would alienate their white middle-class American audiences by making them feel “too guilty” and pressed them to drop it? It’s unfortunate, it’s one of the most honest accounts of racism in a Disney movie (which is why it’s believable that someone got uncomfortable and made a case to get it chopped)
Designing entertainment by committee for maximum marketability is probably the most heartbreaking process in Hollywood.
I’ve been seeing this around my dash and think it deserves some more recognition!
This shit is hilarious, too.
NO WAIT SHIT
I GET IT NOW
I GET WHY SHE WAS PHOTOGRAPHING TOURISTS AS A HOBBY
SHE WAS BEING FUCKING SATIRICAL AND OBJECTIFYING
IT’S NOT BECAUSE SHE’S A DUMB KID WITH A WEIRD HOBBY IT’S BECAUSE THEY DO THAT TO HER AND HER FRIENDS AND FAMILY LIKE SHE’S SOME KIND OF FUCKING THEME PARK CHARACTER AND SHE WANTS THEM TO KNOW HOW IT FEELS
HOLY FUCKING DICKS DISNEY WHY WOULD YOU CUT THIS
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
Sweet mother of leather trousers. I’m so glad I was sitting down when I opened this up. (HQ) Thank you Cumber-Hiddles!
Jesus fucking christ!
I am straight up ogling that shit. No shame.
WE ALL ARE
(Seriously, when the bigger version was on my dash I was scrolling down and said WHOA HEY and then laughed at myself)
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I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
thigh gap? more like sigh nap am i right
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE PLATONICALLY SO MUCH AND YOU JUST WANT THEM TO KNOW HOW AMAZING THEY ARE AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE THEM AND IT PHYSICALLY PAINS YOU WHEN THEY THINK ABOUT THEMSELVES NEGATIVELY AND YOU JUST WANT TO SQUISH THEM AND GO “NO YOU ARE WRONG YOU ARE MORE WONDERFUL THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE” AND MAKE THEM BELIEVE IT
BECAUSE I HAVE
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
Nathan